The 21st c. Categorical Imperative?
Hit “Publish” way too early.
“Thou shalt always act in the assumption that your actions (or texts, or photos, videos of thou or OKCupid profiles) will be monitored by your government, employer, potential employer, significant other, potential significant other, family and friends, and that they will never go away.”
—Immanuel Kant, 2015.
Original version:
“Thou shalt always act such that your actions (or texts, or photos, videos of thou or OKCupid profiles) will cause thou a minimum of embarrassment when they are made public. Or that thou can afford a good legal team.”
Destructive Anachronism 