I’m a Sad Excuse of an American.
I spell “gray” as “grey;” I don’t miss an Arsenal match; for that matter, I don’t miss an episode of The Graham Norton Show; my favorite current actor is Benedict Cumberbatch; my news sources are BBC World News and The Guardian (and always Democracy Now!); I know Idris Elba better from Luther than The Wire. I say “mate” as a matter of course. David Cameron scares me more than Ted Cruz. Was I born on the wrong side of the Atlantic?
Destructive Anachronism 