The Benghazi Scandal

I bet if you asked about 90% of the people riled up about the “coverup” in Benghazi (I would need about ten scare quotes to demonstrate how absurd that misguided conception is, but I’ll abide by the constraints of proper grammar), they would be unable to locate it on a map within 500 miles, even tell you what country in which it’s located and certainly be unable to explain the geopolitical significance that city, why it was relevant in the context of what occurred there, who did what or why, or why it’s supposedly the scandal of the century. I doubt most would even be able to mention the leader who was deposed and executed, or why. 

But please, let us all denounce the infidel Barack Obama and his nefarious attempts to hide the deaths of four Americans. What? If you’re going to make a big deal out of nothing at all (not to diminish the lives lost or their brave service in a war zone; may they rest in peace and yes, it was a security failure, but not some personal plot of the President’s secret agenda to… do… what? exactly?), it should at least involve blow jobs.

~ by Benji on October 29, 2013.

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